The moment when you realize a child living in total poverty is more happy than you are. Money truly cannot buy happiness. I am in pursuit of that happiness.
never not reblog
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER
see the ball
feel the ball
be the ball
All-Night Prom at Disneyland, 1961.
How I would’ve loved to be there.
I WOULD DIE JUST TO BE THERE.
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
still better than every other song
I LASTED UNTIL THE BISMILLAHS
I am so done with this life
|(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)|
|Me:||“So, where’s your mom at?”|
|Boy:||“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”|
|Me:||“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”|
|Boy:||“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”|
|(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)|
|Expectations:||Talk about songs, quote lyrics, general fan discussions i.e. Bonham VS Moon|
|Reality:||Roger Waters = horse. Also, wanting to fuck dead or old guys. Jimmy Page's butt. LORDY LORDY PICCA BENNICOFF WOW|
the world: why
Japan: why the fuck not?!
JAPAN FUCK THE WORLD.